A MESSAGE FROM THE CEO
Dear Fellow Pets, My name is Monte, and I started My Pet DMV to help all of us get around a little bit easier. Too many of us for too long have had to hoof it wherever we go, and for those daring few that sneak out and drive without a license, well, many of you have had to hire expensive lawyers or worse… go to Pet Prison. As a young cat in the tough alleys of El Monte, California, I myself often hot-wired my neighbor’s car just to visit my sweetheart across the freeway.
One day my luck ran out. Trying to make my exit on the freeway, I started to cough up a hairball, lost control of the car and rolled it down an embankment. Luckily, no one was hurt, but I did use up one of my nine lives and I was quickly arrested by a Police K-9 unit. After a cat scan and a clean bill of health from the hospital, I was released on bail. But then my legal problems began. Charged with grand theft auto, reckless driving and driving without a license, I was looking at 5-10 years in a maximum security cat farm. I threw myself on the mercy of the court. Fortunately, the Judge was a cat lady, and I was lucky to walk away with 5 years probation and a community obligation to make the roads a safer place for all pets around the U.S.A.
The answer to my commitment to my fellow pets (and to keep me out of the Big Litter Box) is My Pet DMV. This website is the culmination of many years of hard work and determination (without opposing thumbs I might add). With My Pet DMV, you no longer have to worry about the long arm of the law pulling you over when you’re cruising around town. With your own State License from My Pet DMV not only are you good behind the wheel, but you can finally hit your favorite nightclubs and never have to worry about getting ‘carded! But remember… Pets don’t let Pets drive drunk! And for our older Pet Friends, more and more Pet Stores and Salons offer Senior Discounts you can now enjoy!
Whether you are a hamster, pony, parakeet or pug, at My Pet DMV we’re ready to help you get your license quickly and get you on the road. Tell all of your friends, and thank you for visiting MyPetDMV.com!